Dumplings for lunch

consultation

Such a give-away. The recipe book, the phone and the notes, all together as above on the side in the kitchen. It was obvious that our hostess had been consulting her mother.

awaiting immersion

A regional speciality, apparently, from her home area of Germany. A form of meat-stuffed dumplings – minced liver sausage and some other form/s of meat not vouchsafed to us – enfolded and rolled inside a potato-based dumpling shell. There they are awaiting immersion in the boiling water.

dressed to the nines

Once cooked they were covered in, what else, a meat sauce. Served, I assume possibly as a concession to the faddy Brits concerned about a balanced diet, with puréed apple.

Our hostess assured us, full of woe, that they were really nothing like as good as her mother’s. No, it wasn’t different ingredients, they were all from Germany. No, it wasn’t a different recipe or procedure since, as we had already detected, she’d double checked with the mother in question who had provided precise instructions.

Or maybe not entirely precise. “How thick should the layer of dumpling dough be?” our anxious chef had apparently asked. “Well, not too thick and not to thin” came the unarguable but unhelpful reply.

I love this shared unbroken chain of culinary self-defined failure spreading back, no doubt, daughter to mother, nigh unto the advent of fire.

They were, of course, absolutely delicious. But I needed a long period of motionlessness in a horizontal position afterwards.

Maizy

small lost dog
the colour of autumn leaves
ears can see what eyes can’t tell

Internet down AGAIN

(Modem utterly f*cked)

So I am here to check my mails.

internet wall

Yes, outside. It’s pouring with rain, freezing cold and the computer is at shoulder height. Sheltered from the worst of the wet by a strategically placed Leilandii.

Thanks very much indeed, free wifi provider at the end of the road, whoever you are.

The second frost of autumn

Frost was thick on the windscreen and windows this morning. Scraping with the schoolbag left only swooping slits of visibility unaffected by the swish of the wipers. There is, of course, no form of heating in the van.

We crawled cautiously, semi-sighted, across junctions and around corners until, on the slope by the park, we turned head on toward the sun. That first lick of low light was enough to temper the ice which now slid softly sideways under the rhythm of the blades.

“Look!” exclaimed secondspawn, “I’ve never seen the windscreen so clear. It’s like it’s not there at all.”

It's a dog's life

I wish I was elegantly, casually long-limbed; that my bed was next to the radiator; that I was gorgeously photogenic and, most of all, that if I made a particular breathy whistling whine someone would come and tuck me up under my soft fleecy blanket.

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It’s a dog’s life

I wish I was elegantly, casually long-limbed; that my bed was next to the radiator; that I was gorgeously photogenic and, most of all, that if I made a particular breathy whistling whine someone would come and tuck me up under my soft fleecy blanket.

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The first frost of autumn

It crusted the car roofs in the shade, twinkled in the low orange-yellow sunlight as it slipped meltingly to gleaming.

I woke with a sense of lightness not just from the uncurtained windows. An internal buoyancy of self-belief.

This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
Farewell; my blessing season this in thee!

Polonius was a buffoon and of course came to a perforated-lugged-guts end but the words endure.

being and not being

The earth moves, the shadows lengthen and shorten, disappear; the frost forms and melts; the water evaporates and condenses, forms clouds which quell the shadows, seed the frost. All changes. All remains the same. All is. And all is not. That is all I know, and all I need to know.

Now you see them, now you don't

Or vice versa. I’m talking of the banner image and the whitish page background. Both images, both defined in the stylesheet. Only not to the satisfaction of internet explorer.

So I fiddled and succeeded in making them disappear in firefox too. I’ve fiddled again. They’ve reappeared in firefox. Any sign of them in internet explorer? or is it still all-over grey with a blue topping?

Secondspawn was finally well enough to go back to school today… but firstspawn was off. It’s a serial infirmary here. Who will be next, me or Maizy? She at least has heterosis in her favour, unlike the blasted “oriental breed” Cat who is no doubt suffering from inbreeding depression and will soon require a therapist of his own. Unfortunately Maizy’s lack lack of opposable thumbs (and various other qualities) will not, I fear, make the best of nurses should I succumb to the dreaded lurgy. I knew it was a mistake getting a dog. I knew I should have got a dolphin.

Now you see them, now you don’t

Or vice versa. I’m talking of the banner image and the whitish page background. Both images, both defined in the stylesheet. Only not to the satisfaction of internet explorer.

So I fiddled and succeeded in making them disappear in firefox too. I’ve fiddled again. They’ve reappeared in firefox. Any sign of them in internet explorer? or is it still all-over grey with a blue topping?

Secondspawn was finally well enough to go back to school today… but firstspawn was off. It’s a serial infirmary here. Who will be next, me or Maizy? She at least has heterosis in her favour, unlike the blasted “oriental breed” Cat who is no doubt suffering from inbreeding depression and will soon require a therapist of his own. Unfortunately Maizy’s lack lack of opposable thumbs (and various other qualities) will not, I fear, make the best of nurses should I succumb to the dreaded lurgy. I knew it was a mistake getting a dog. I knew I should have got a dolphin.