Very cute moorit things

1. Maizy. Of course. But particularly cute because her coat has been lovingly hand stripped. By me.

She no longer resembles a miniature highland cow. She now has portions of sleek, shiny, subtly brindled terrier outer coat. That would be from her border terrier mother.

Elsewhere about her person, however:

there are peculiar golden silky wispy bits which just refuse to be pulled out. They, no doubt, are part of the “travelling man” father’s heritage. Oh, and her tail is disproportionately bulbous because she won’t let me tug at it, not even for the freeze-dried liver treats.

2. The Manx Loaghtan sheep which may, so various sites inform me, occasionally grow six horns.

These three good-looking boys have only four horns apiece. Where on earth would another pair of horns actually fit on? And why, despite spending almost every summer of my first 14 years with family on the Isle of Man, do I not remember seeing such a beast? It’s an at-risk breed, which is sad, and makes me immediately wish to remove to the planned coastal retirement home and grow them in quantities along with other so-called “primitive” breeds. Like the seaweed-eating North Ronaldsay, for example.

3. The yarn of the above (Manx, not Orkadian):

I have 500g and am currently sifting through thousands of possible patterns on ravelry. None has yet leaped out as deserving to be knitted in this.

And moorit? According to

(1825)

I’m glad I know that.

Chelsea Physic Garden

With K and J.

Ripping, twisting, piercing, flapping, splitting, tearing, oozing, bursting, cracking, squelching, thrusting, rotting, spiking, furling, living, dying.

Bindweed

I think the iPhone bindweed set is finished now. Presumably one of the reasons these delicately beautiful plants are regarded as weeds rather than anything more exalted has to do with the shortness of their season. A picture a day on the walk to (or from) school and in a fortnight they’ve gone from bursting budding to hollow husks.

Viral!

BIG BANG BIG BOOM – the new wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

“BIG BANG BIG BOOM:

an unscientific point of view on the beginning and evolution of life … and how it could probably end.

direction and animation by BLU

http://www.blublu.org

production and distribution by ARTSH.it

http://www.artsh.it

sountrack by ANDREA MARTIGNONI

many thanks to (in random order):

xm24 bologna, csoa mezzacanaja, ericailcane, robert rebotti, andrea bagni, paper resistance, studiocromie, rifrazioni festival, sasso passo, sibe, festival de cine experimental de maldonado (uruguay), gianluigi toccafondo, orilo, maria de brea, bs as stencil, run don’t walk, franco fasoli, modo infoshop, pietro and icone festival, doma, cesare romani, popup festival and all the blu’s family

Oh yes

It all started inauspiciously enough – had to go back to feed the forgotten animals, walked to the wrong local station, arrived at the right local station to find no travel card, at journey’s end came out of the wrong station exit. Was this all a very ill omen or perhaps a conduit in the universal bad luck channel diverting some, at least, away from the Black Stars?

Up in north London the evening sun was golden, an aroma of woodsmoke was fanned by the slipstream of the passing buses and the pavements raucous with the banter of sunning saunterers. So we missed the kick-off. Too bad.

lucky belt

At the door of the bar we realised just how bad. Ghana were one-nil up we were told by the jubilant young man outside. Already? Could this be true? Oh yes!

hand clapping

The bar was small and packed. An enterprising remittance company had produced free bags containing a castanet-type rattle in the team colours in the shape of hands which clapped when shaken. Subsequently every series of passes, every successful tackle, in fact pretty much any time a Black Star player even looked at the ball evoked a crescendo of plastic claques to accompany the flag-waving.

flags

Adversity, on the other hand, was signalled by silent stillness. Oh that penalty.

wrapped

That, however, was later. At half time we were still one-nil up and the break provided the opportunity for in-depth analysis

half time discussion

celebration

flags 2

and that fervent fellowship denoted by the blaring of car horns

iStreet 2

I had to leave at the 73rd minute with the score still one all. The celebrations at the end of extra time were, apparently, spectacular.

horn

Roll on next Friday.

¡¡¡GHANA!!!

I was texting with E in Accra during the match on the relative merits of facing, in the next round, either England (winner of that match faces the winner of Argentina v Mexico) or the USA (winner of that tie faces either Uruguay or South Korea) *. We also touched on the fabulousness of John Mensah aka the Rock of Gibraltar. And of course the extraordinary, almost mythical, story of the feuding brothers playing for the opposing teams. Seconds after the final whistle the phone rang and the noise of jubilating from another continent nearly shattered the windows.

Arrangements are now being made to select the best Ghanaian bar in London to watch the game on Saturday night.

* See the table at the bottom of this page for a clearer visual representation of what I’m gibbering about.

DLR

The Docklands Light Railway is a great favourite in these parts because of the still magical experience of standing in the very front (or very back) of the driverless trains.  This weekend b2 and I went to stay with friends who have the great good fortune to live near a DLR station.

tunnel

Here we are going there, at the back of the train, in one of the tunnels. Please note the hand-knitted cotton jumper of awesomeness.

rounding a bend dlr

Here we are going back, at the front, going round a bend above ground.

heron quays

And because, like bees, you can never have too many exciting trains, here we are drawing in to Heron Quays with an oncoming train speeding (a relative term of course) towards us and Canary Wharf (the red arches in the distance) ahead.

little soy cat

While on our adventures we met this cheerful cat. An excellent time was had by all.

Eye eye

eye

What a joy to meet up with a friend from years ago and (re)discover so many shared interests, particularly at Exposed: Voyeurism, Surveillance & the Camera at the Tate Modern. It probably helped that we were pretty much on the same charger as regards the “permission” hobbyhorse. However it was thought-provoking about boundaries, assumptions and culture.

watching the match

So how do I justify taking this picture, people watching the <strike>UK</strike> England*-US world cup game on large screens at the Royal Festival Hall? After all I didn’t rush round the room asking each individual if it was ok. I suppose there are two things – firstly I was entirely obvious, possibly even slightly exaggerated, about what I was doing which I hoped would give anyone unhappy about being in a picture the opportunity to hide their face; secondly I chose the picture in which the child’s face is turned away from the camera. I like how trying to denoise the image (it’s the trusty iPhone after all, not a sophisticated low-light device) has rendered it rather like a painting.

The reason I was in the RFH for the football was because I’d been to the sublime Celebration of Kate McGarrigle. I hope devoutly they make a CD of the concert. It made me want to learn to play the squeezebox and write poetry about my children.

* I think it must have been subconscious retaliation to the Scot in the party who purported to change allegiance to the US on discovering one of their team allegedly “felt he was playing for Scotland too” which caused this otherwise inexcusable error. Despite the fact that having your own personal match commentator with a beautiful accent is sex on a stick.