links for 2008-04-03

alpha bullshit

alpha bullshit

Presumably someone somewhere has to sit down and write this stuff. I wonder how much they get paid for it.

The product, should you be consumed by an irresistible desire to acquire it as a result of reading the description, is a light switch.

Don't buy an Olympus camera

Just don’t. Really. I have no idea why anyone ever does. I so wish I wasn’t tied into the damn things. They’re probably fine and dandy if you’ve got shed-loads of cash. If you haven’t, they absolutely stink.

Take, for example, the subject of a ring flash for macro photography.

If you are fortunate (or sensible) enough to have a Canon or Nikon DSLR not only will you already have a high quality, reasonably priced macro lens (unlike the pathetic misguided – and I use the word advisedly – Olympus owner) but you will also be able to acquire a perfectly adequate ring flash for a mere £128 or so, no doubt considerably cheaper in dollar terms if you live in the US.

If you own an Olympus then dream on. There’s no third-party ring flash for you. Should you want a set-up like your happy Canon or Nikon owning friends you have to shell out for the notoriously over-priced Olympus branded accessories. So a mere £470 (lowest price I could find) is all that’s required. Unless of course you actually want to – gasp – use it with your macro lens. In which case you also have to shell out for the “optional Flash Adapter Ring FS-FR1” (in what sense “optional”, I ask myself, when the fucking thing won’t actually fit on the lens without it) which is a no doubt highly engineered piece of kit looking suspiciously like a plastic tube which costs the absolutely trifling sum of £85.

To summarise. Nikon or Canon? £128. Olympus? £555.

And don’t get me started on lenses. Just don’t. I might have an embolism or something.

Don’t buy an Olympus camera

Just don’t. Really. I have no idea why anyone ever does. I so wish I wasn’t tied into the damn things. They’re probably fine and dandy if you’ve got shed-loads of cash. If you haven’t, they absolutely stink.

Take, for example, the subject of a ring flash for macro photography.

If you are fortunate (or sensible) enough to have a Canon or Nikon DSLR not only will you already have a high quality, reasonably priced macro lens (unlike the pathetic misguided – and I use the word advisedly – Olympus owner) but you will also be able to acquire a perfectly adequate ring flash for a mere £128 or so, no doubt considerably cheaper in dollar terms if you live in the US.

If you own an Olympus then dream on. There’s no third-party ring flash for you. Should you want a set-up like your happy Canon or Nikon owning friends you have to shell out for the notoriously over-priced Olympus branded accessories. So a mere £470 (lowest price I could find) is all that’s required. Unless of course you actually want to – gasp – use it with your macro lens. In which case you also have to shell out for the “optional Flash Adapter Ring FS-FR1” (in what sense “optional”, I ask myself, when the fucking thing won’t actually fit on the lens without it) which is a no doubt highly engineered piece of kit looking suspiciously like a plastic tube which costs the absolutely trifling sum of £85.

To summarise. Nikon or Canon? £128. Olympus? £555.

And don’t get me started on lenses. Just don’t. I might have an embolism or something.

links for 2008-04-01

Macro

frost bitten

I wept last night alone for loves lost, missed chances, hopes unfulfilled and those who I have known who are now dead. For the grey grief of the turning globe.

old and new

It is not wrong, I think, to mourn. To deny would be to cut out half the world.

highlit

What is sad, I think, is not to move the mind from loss to life.

budding

To miss the thrust of winter into spring.

drops

We are as fragile as the raindrop on the petal. It is our curse to know. And perhaps our consolation.

goldfinch

So when from grey sky and black branches there falls a shower of song we bathe in the bliss that is the blessing of our death.