Lady Penelope was my nickname at former former (former) work. This, in response, was my desktop wallpaper.
It would be wonderful to think I was thus known because I was stylish and fashionable in almost every aspect of my life and a world renowned supermodel etc etc but I think it had more to do with my hair colour, gadget obsession and desire to rehabilitate the colour pink.
I did also have a large orange hat…
… (which I still have) although it’s a brimless fur number more appropriate for a trip to the arctic than a garden party.
There are many worse role-models. And, after all, I get to drive a seeeriously cool car. Or rather get to be driven in a seeeriously cool car by the faithful Parker (who is never seen parking, incidentally, despite his name).
I still have the Lady Penelope mug I was given as a leaving present.