If I had wings
I might eat a lot of prunes
And shit from a great height
If I had wings
I might learn to preen
With my teeth
If I had wings
I might have to learn to sew
Because none of my shirts would fit
If I had wings
I might spread my feathers in the rain
To shimmer liquid light
If I had wings
And the feathers were pure white
I might dye them to match my socks
If I had wings
Moulting might make me hungry and tired
And more cross than my period
If I had wings
I would fold them round you
And hold you warm against my heart
If I had wings
I would want them on my shoulders
Not my arse
(This piece of foolery was inspired by the topic secondborn had to write a poem about and the simultaneous appearance, as he was telling me, of the above trousers.)
🙂
Love it! I like how you end up where you started, in the nether regions.
You angel you!